Not even a sleek Swedish-made unit retrofitted with a self-cleaning floor, rotating toilet rim and heat-activated faucet.

The toilet rim rotates for the same reason.

In one stream-of-consciousness riff, Raffles recalls nightmares about slithering, sliding, sucking insects, their stick limbs liable to make a lurking attack from any angle, from the air or the ground or even the toilet rim.

The paper bag hugged to his chest explodes milk as it hits the toilet rim and the satchel pulverizes tile as it crashes to the floor.

Don't attach fragrant blocks to the toilet rim.

Invert the tank so the large opening, the flush-valve outlet, mates with the inlet opening on rear of the toilet rim.

Toilet bowl, toilet rim, toilet tank and toilet tank lid all require separate moulds.

If you try this, be very careful to apply even pressure to the toilet rim.

In 'liquid rims' the liquid is held in a small bottle above and connected to the holder slowly releasing the liquid into the bottom of the holder which is beneath the toilet rim, so coming into contact with the water when the toilet is flushed.