We could set up a tourist board for this planet.
I had needed to break our journey north int he capital to see someone in the tourist board's head office.
The best places to start are the tourist boards of countries you plan to visit.
The tourist boards see these areas as economic resources where development brings money.
According to the local tourist board, 6 million visitors spend the night in Venice every year.
Someone worked out that in the 100 years of the tourist board's existence 180 million people had visited the island.
Readers should check with the local tourist board for a full list of accommodation.
The tourist board claims the island has "one of the world's top 10 beaches".
"I won't be heading their tourist board," he said with a smile.
The tourist board also puts out two other useful publications.