a jar of mayonnaise

The next day, she brought in a jar of mayonnaise.

The man stopped and got a jar of mayonnaise.

Next to it sat a jar of mayonnaise.

I carefully walked back to the window and saw that a jar of mayonnaise was lying on the floor amid the broken glass.

Ms. Smith realized that "my life was not worth the value of a jar of mayonnaise."

And yet, something as seemingly harmless as a jar of mayonnaise is forbidden in her kitchen, even for staff meals.

He took it out along with a jar of mayonnaise and two pieces of ryc.

And a jar of mayonnaise.

This can, on occasion, be distressing, particularly if they are co-starring with, say, a jar of mayonnaise or some other messy foodstuff.

I check the fridge and discover that there's a pot of jam and a jar of mayonnaise but no milk.

Whatever he catches becomes supper, thanks to a sauce based on ingredients most homes have on hand - a jar of mayonnaise, some horseradish, a splash of vermouth.

He put half of them into the coffeepot and dumped out a jar of mayonnaise and washed it and put the rest of the flowers into the jar.

For a people who pour a jar of mayonnaise onto chopped up tuna and chicken, serve it up to adults and call it a salad, criticising Australian mayonnaise is ABOTT, IMO.

He also tells the story of when he nearly drowned in a jar of mayonnaise, describing how when he was a baby an old pea had gotten stuck in the folds of his thigh, causing him to scream and cry all the time.

IN the intervals, her ex-husband, Mr. Allen's Mickey Saxe, thinks he has a brain tumor, finds he doesn't, decides to convert to Catholicism and brings home a crucifix, a loaf of Wonder Bread and a jar of mayonnaise.

Much as it pains us, here at the Book Bench, to hear about books being damaged in any way, we couldn't help but grin when we read the news that a seventy-four-year-old woman was arrested this week after pouring a jar of mayonnaise into the book-drop at a public library in Boise, Idaho.