cycle clip

Omally pulled off his cycle clips and adjusted his socks.

So, pack your cycle clips and either pick up a brochure from your local travel agent or call us on freephone.

And he immediately executes a dramatic U-turn, causing a passing cyclist to steer into a lamppost (but that's all right because he has on cycle clips and one of those geeky slipstream helmets that all but invite you to knock him over).

You may have seen work by one of Monkey's favourite video-makers, Cyriak, on YouTube - his hypnotic Cycles clip featuring giant teddybears invading Worthing seafront has attracted nearly 4m views, and catfest Welcome to Kitty City is almost as popular.

But I do think that had CP Scott read the article it would have not have been published - its author would have been invited to look out his cycle clips and CP would have joined me down the pub - or somesuchplace.