I don't care if you have to take a crap.

There wasn't even time to take a crap - until five or six in the afternoon.

I need something to drink first, and take a crap."

"Doesn't it feel a little strange taking a crap right out in the open like that?"

The little creep barely had time to take a crap in prison.

On the other hand, Pawns saw nothing wrong with taking a crap in full view of anybody who happened by.

Shirl - 5 hours ago They take a crap and it's news.

Taking a crap when three giant birds are watching your every move is certainty not an easy task.

It might just be watching, waiting for someone to trot off into the bushes to take a crap.

I got to take a crap,' Jack said desperately.

I think someone took a crap on stage.

You can't even take a crap without one of us knowing all about it.'

"You guys don't take a crap without making out a ten-page report."

That means the Company will be paying twenty-five bucks every time this guy takes a crap!"

If you were taking a crap, you got locked in the bathroom until the crisis was over.

"He was just taking a crap or something."

"Didn't any of these goddamned concubines ever have to take a crap?"

But I do know that he even followed me when I went off in the bush to take a crap.

The aide was one of those loyal, dedicated types who would not take a crap without asking for permission.

Maybe their gods told them to; maybe one of them had to take a crap.

Food shortages continued, the infrastructure collapsed, and the proletariat still had to run outside to take a crap.

He thought of taking a crap as they rode the singularity and the laughter broke out anew.

That clown takes a crap, he's holding his hand."

I want to take a crap over downtown Seattle from a whizzing great height".

Its not uncommon for whole defences to have a crap season.

Like all Stephen King books, it'll probably have a crap ending.

"Get lost; I'm having a crap" the wolf replied.

As it is I've banged my head on the wall twice and I haven't had a crap in two days.

"I had a crap hand anyway," he said.

"You couldn't have a crap meal in Taiwan," Schneider says.

"Maybe they're going to have a crap game," said McElroy.

She turned her head and called to the Berbers in their own tongue, " I think he's going to have a crap now."

At Garrigues, most of us tried to hold out as long as possible, preferring constipation to the risks of having a crap.

'Well, go and have a crap, then.'

We had a craps game going, an' I was doin' so well with the sevens he thought I'd switched the dice.

'I'm going to have a crap.'

Yanto smiled 'Look at that' he mused to himself, 'you could have a crap and eat fresh loganberries at the same time.'

As you can see from the shots, the graphics are eggstremely good, eggcept for the main sprite which looks like an albino Pac-man having a crap.

Standing in the corner while some wee scroat has a crap, checking to make sure they don't pick anything out of the bowl and stuff it back where it came from.'

For all the touchy-feely, compassionate anti-discrimination legislation, if you're born into the middle class, white, short and ugly, you're going to have a crap life, and no one is going to help you.

Angua, I want to stop these stupid people fighting so that we can all go home, and if that means allowing the occasional pigeon to have a crap on my desk, so be it.'

But I can empathise with parents I hear on the news that are just sick and tired of having a crap choice of schools served up to them and being told more or less to like it or lump it.

"It's like when you have a crap and you squeeze it out and think 'I'm never going to need another one'", they told Melody Maker when discussing plans for a second album, "Then half an hour later you're thinking that maybe you will".