I tried to conceal my jejuneness by agreeing with everything anyone else said. "

The Shopping Avenger, who can withstand radiation, extreme heat and cold, hail, bear attacks, and Eyes Wide Shut , almost succumbed to terminal jejuneness after reading these books.

But there are other entertainment options available to New Yorkers jaded by jejuneness, and those who prefer "The Sopranos" to "Jack and Jill" may have noticed that this has been an exceptionally fine season for older artists.

How jejunely melodramatic!