My writing only gets good at the very end, sort of like mayonnaise.

If only there had been some mayonnaise, life might have turned out a whole lot different.

"How many people do they think eat mayonnaise in bed?"

Let her go on thinking our problems had been caused by bad mayonnaise.

Add more mayonnaise as needed to make mixture hold together.

"Mayonnaise is nice," he said, with the air of someone who had given it some thought.

I had run out of mayonnaise and used yogurt instead.

Leave the mayonnaise in your hair for 30 minutes, then rinse.

The next day, she brought in a jar of mayonnaise.

Slowly add the oil until you have a thick mayonnaise.

I can never understand why people actually buy mayonnaise when it is so incredibly easy to make.

Then again, neither does fried mayonnaise, but you cannot have one without the other.

Of course, the whole dining room gets up to come look at her covered in mayonnaise.

Commercial mayonnaise is fine in the dressing for the fish.

To me then, mayonnaise was something that could only come in a bottle from England.

Place the mayonnaise, covered, in the refrigerator until ready to use.

Add mayonnaise and turn again, being careful not to break up the potatoes.

It is also common in Japan to use mayonnaise on pizza.

No mayonnaise on the turkey, only a little bit of mustard.

I would never try to make her salad with homemade mayonnaise.

The fish mayonnaise is perhaps best admired as a concept.

If the mixture is stiff, add a little more mayonnaise.

It is served with a rich sauce like a mayonnaise.

Place them in a large serving bowl and coat with the mayonnaise.

Homemade mayonnaise will last three to four days in the refrigerator.