Not only will plants cover the naughty bits, but they improve the view out the window.
The language of irises is the same used to describe fine wines, fast horses or the naughty bits in romance novels.
"The naughty bits," as the Monty Python crew used to call them.
But naughty bits notwithstanding, the majority of these paintings are uninteresting from any distance.
The Ancient Greeks never covered up the "naughty bits" on their statues.
Robinson's extraction of just the naughty bits does not quite do Ackerley justice.
And what were their naughty bits like?
"None of the naughty bits or I'll have your guts for garters."
Do you remember the chaps with the clever chains attached to their naughty bits?
But Spears wasn't acting as a commercial spokeswoman back when she did her naughty bit 11 years ago.