neuticles

With the Neuticles, it looks like nothing's changed at all."

Nearly a million Neuticles have been implanted in pets around the world.

The first commercial Neuticles were implanted in 1995.

Most veterinarian clinics here haven't implanted Neuticles, but those who have eagerly report positive results.

In 2002, an alumni group proposed that Bevo be given neuticles to "increase his masculinity".

He added that Neuticles are covered for up to $2 million per procedure, just for added assurance.

So when a vet friend suggested a pair of Neuticles, Jim laughed and said, "Why not?"

Neuticles are prosthetic testicular implants for neutered dogs and other domestic animals.

To the eager reality-TV audience, that must have been absolutely the dog's Neuticles.

But with Neuticles, it's like nothing has changed." Nothing, except there's a fake body part where a real one used to be.

Working with vets, he came up with "canine testicular implants" called Neuticles.

A sure trigger for giggles or groans whenever they're mentioned, Neuticles are actually just small, straightforward pieces of solid polypropylene.

Alongside the usual baby pictures and 1980s fashion faux pas, was an advert for Neuticles, which caused endless mirth.

Does Buddy, the First Family's chocolate Labrador, have Neuticles?

And to maximize that love and attention, it just might take a pawdicure and pristine cuticles, or perhaps a brand new pair of Neuticles.

As yet, there is no word from Tamara on the Neuticles size Duke may expect, though the silence is understandable given how busy she is.

"That is the artificial dog testicle," explains Dr. Becker, " or Neuticles.

Neuticles are made from Food and Drug Administration-approved materials and are designed to replicate the weight and feel of the animal's natural testicles.

In 1992 Miller created Neuticles, testicular implants for pets and created, according to the company's website, other implantation devices for pets.

The funniest one is there is a product called Neuticles that's artificial testicles, so that after you've neutered your dog he can still have a set of balls.

"Dogs could care less," Laura Keagy, office manager of the Beverly Hills Small Animal Hospital, which offers neuticles.

But Miller's got the numbers to prove that Neuticles are anything but a fad and feed more than just a minority market out there in the rest of the world.

Haugo added that although she hasn't implanted Neuticles, she agrees with Miller's argument that the implants probably facilitate many neuterings that otherwise may not have happened.