numpty ScoE informal , also: numptie ScoE informal

I've read some numpty posts in my time, but this one takes the biscuit (well, perhaps not THE biscuit, but a biscuit at least).

If you're over the line no one really says anything apart from what a numpty.

Any numpty can insert a table into a word document.

Sounds like some numpty is just reading from a guidebook.

How does that work then you useless numpty?

Fergie was wrong and that shop owner was a numpty.

Occasionally, a fastidious numpty would protest "How can you eat that at this time of the morning?"

Then, the numpty had had an ulterior motive: technology.

All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put this numpty together again.

Someone who is total numpty?

Please Observer, we Scots deserve better than this numpty.

N is also for Numpty.

The villian was stupid - if he came back in time for revenge, but could have saved his people, the thick numpty.

In the end, it turns out I'm all of the control freak, but too much of the bone-idle numpty to be an animator.

Berwick is in England, you patronising numpty.

Sadly, thus spoke the voice of the constituency that really decided British elections: the uninformed and barely interested wavering numpty.

"But yeah, I'm the numpty on the B-side,"he joked.

In my head I'm hearing some dole office numpty saying to some poor sod, "Got a wheelchair?

Oh and James Corden is a massive numpty.

Dunno, I ken what haverin numpty is though.

A hopeless numpty?

That is possibly why they still have that numpty Ed Miliband at the helm.

I wouldn't think of putting Stanley Kubrick's name in the same sentence as any pretentious numpty.

I frequently mutter "prat" when some numpty on a bike (usually in the wrong gear) passes me when I'm waiting at a red light.

Mizrahi - and you claim anyone who doesn't get out Dravid for peanuts every game is a numpty.

Mr Gekoski is a numpty.