"Oh, what does an old reprobate like you know about punkins, or anything else for that matter?"
You probably earned it, servicing the old reprobate for how long?
Then it's time we set to work to clean up this mess the old reprobate left us.
So she's captured your heart too, you old reprobate.
You are an old reprobate, and I don't know why you've lived so long.
Not a torturer really, just an old reprobate who can't keep out of trouble and is always given the jobs no one else wants.
But there is no need for you to bother any further with an old reprobate like me.
The old reprobate had decided when he'd reached late middle age that defense was going to be secondary to comfort.
But the old reprobate would only go to sleep, and the talking would start again.
"That swindling old reprobate used to hand out these pieces right and left," she went on.