wet noodle

At the end, we looked and felt like wet noodles.

I would fall to the floor, my legs sturdy as wet noodles.

What a wet noodle he turned out to be.

He did feel like a pile of wet noodles.

There was a noise in the toilet like the sound of wet noodles hitting the floor.

Try something simpler, like fighting rogue elephants with wet noodles.

The guy's gray eyes read dumb, and his legs were playing at good imitations of wet noodles.

Like a pile of wet noodles you are!

Father God is not impressed by wet noodles.

Extremely flexible nibs are sometimes known among collectors as "wet noodles".

Whoever would have thought nobody could catch the guy who skates like a wet noodle?"

Senator Craig called it a "wet noodle across the wrist of the President."

And like those in high school, some teachers are live wires and others are wet noodles.

A smoking volcano later turns the vines into a pile of scorched wet noodles.

The TV industry, which has ducked issues before, would have the backbone of a wet noodle.

Gwenny felt her knees turning to wet noodles.

I'm drinking more water lately, and the dizziness/wet noodle problem has markedly decreased.

By the time it was over my muscles were wet noodles of contentment and my soul soon followed.

Thick or thin threads looking like wet noodles fell in and were flash-fried.’

What if you could choose to send the principal to reform school, or give that heavy-handed teacher 50 lashes with a wet noodle?

Sir Guy hadn't exactly expressed doubts that Matt had the moral strength of a wet noodle.