What he has chosen to write instead is a how-to book for small investors, with a mythical Aunt Edna as his ideal reader.

There they are forced to take their Aunt Edna and her dog to Phoenix, Arizona.

She first started stitching on her Aunt Edna's feed sacks.

Aunt Edna in her first tie-dyed African dress!

Aunt Edna is a handsome stoutish woman with snapping black eyes and a near-mustache.

Aunt Edna is as nice as can be, but she is one of our kinfolks I avoid.

Aunt Edna's thoughtful $10,000 inheritance should be left to the trust, not the individual.

You can't live off ten dollars a week for food and lodging unless you stay at Aunt Edna's.

"And I told Aunt Edna I'd never get any use out of those earrings," she muttered.

Leaving the Canyon, they find that Aunt Edna died in her sleep.