This includes selling the portrait of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies by Van Clomp, which he believes is hanging in René's larder.

Over the course of the programme he receives several letters from Himmler, usually admonishing him for his actions, such as failing to find the portrait of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies by Van Klomp.

The colonel asks him to make two copies of "The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies" - one to give to Hitler and one to give to Herr Flick.

As René pulls out the dusty canvas, it turns out to be the portrait of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.

René asks him to make a forgery of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, but he only knows how to counterfeit signatures.

Note: In this episode, the painting is referred to as The Reclining Madonna with the Big Boobies.

In all later episodes, it is called The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.

As the Gestapo are also looking for these items (silver, a cuckoo clock and The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies), René is forced into hiding the painting in his café on behalf of the Colonel.

The two paintings ("The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies" and "The Cracked Vase with the Big Daisies") are somewhere inside.

Therefore, they decide they must find the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, which has now been missing for over two years.