Brown, past his prime at age 40, was trying to hop in a time machine and visit 1996.
Brown will also try to finance 20 additional chairs for senior faculty members.
Brown tried to develop a plan for universal health care, but there wasn't enough in the budget to do so.
Brown tried to create a city in the vicinity of the mountain.
Now Brown is trying to teach him to play inside.
Brown was trying to get away with writing novels.
Brown tried to show the unique talents needed for the different forms of racing.
He says Brown has "tried to fight two wars on a peacetime budget".
Now Brown is trying to put a stake through the heart of the wounded press baron.
And Brown was trying to avert its worst start since an 0-10 season in 1992.