Disappointed that no one wants "Cant control" Carlton Cole but not suprised.

Indeed Carlton Cole is almost an anagram of 'can't control'!

Carlton Cole was quoted as saying "If you were there you would have had a tear in your eye" after the half time team talk.

Almost immediately Carlton Cole nearly levelled but his shot came off the crossbar.

Later he excused a Carlton Cole shot so high it would have alerted air traffic control: you are meant to be a critic, David.

Carlton Cole also grabbed a double, handing Manchester United their first loss this season in all competitions.

He set up Carlton Cole with a measured cross for the second goal in a 2-0 win against Birmingham City.

He also added an assist in that game, producing a through ball, which Carlton Cole latched on to and dispatched accordingly.

They won 4-1 after Carlton Cole added a fourth (Bellamy's goal had come two minutes into stoppage time).

West Ham then equalised on half time through Carlton Cole after poor defending from a corner kick.