I mean, who'd take the car out by himself on a night like that, just to go out alone for a Chinese meal?

It is still possible to find a good Chinese meal in the United States.

Yield: 2 servings as part of a Chinese meal.

Yield: 6 to 8 servings as part of Chinese meal.

But to paraphrase what used to be said about Chinese meals, an hour after you've seen it, you're hungry again.

Anybody ever had a Chinese meal with tomatoes in it?

It's not like you to miss the chance at a good Chinese meal.

"They made 10-course Chinese meals and were exhausted," he said.

Are we going to have a Chinese meal tonight?

Those who feel no Chinese meal is complete without ice cream can order a big double-dip bowl for $1.50.