Guy running it was known in the business by the street name of Colonel Sanders.
Colonel Sanders did not get rich until after he lost everything in his 60s.
Colonel Sanders didn't rate one, sitting in the middle tier wearing his signature white suit.
The head of the world's largest animal disease research lab looks like Colonel Sanders.
Colonel Sanders had the damnedest time teaching the island girls, though black or close to it, how to fry chicken.
It was a little like asking a chicken to seek the aid of Colonel Sanders.
But Colonel Sanders wasn't the only one marketing fast food as healthy fare this year.
They were scheduled to hit the planet within two hours of Colonel Sanders' arrival, and she didn't like it a bit.
"Are you sure you really want to shut it down in place, Colonel Sanders?"
A big bucketful of Colonel Sanders with them hot spices.