The former reality mom is doing her best to be a domestic goddess.

She jokes about being a domestic goddess in a trailer park.

"It's all part of being a domestic goddess," she added.

I had two very loving parents - a strict father and a domestic goddess for a mother.

Her early "domestic goddess" act was all the more hilarious for its quite evident authenticity.

I'm thirty-six, divorced, and as far from a domestic goddess as you can get.

"We look for that next domestic goddess - who's the next Roseanne?"

This domestic goddess is an eternal beauty, reputed to have been able to give birth in the morning and cook dinner the same evening.

She said her parents, "a chemical engineer and a domestic goddess," were surprised by her early talents.

So, unless you're a fully-fledged domestic goddess with plenty of time on your hands you can forget regular home-cooking, right?