Frogs love it, and in springtime birds swarm all over it, making off with beaksful of what must be nature's most luxurious nest lining material!

"Oh, wise little Frog, come again soon; for we be old, thy mother and I." "Come soon," said Mother Wolf, "little naked son of mine; for, listen, child of man, I loved thee more than ever I loved my cubs."

Another 11-year-old friend said Frog loved Bruce Lee movies and had a good sense of humor.

EU crisis: The Frogs do love us - they're just hopping mad with Germany Isn't it just as likely that Britain will hit the rocks and break up?

The Frogs do love us - they're just hopping mad with Germany, he says, a point he elucidates with the aid of Monty Python and the Holy Grail: