"It has nothing like Nike Town."
In Nike Town, you are never more than a few steps from these big tubes, which are actually miniature state-of-the-art elevator systems.
They run from every selling area to the stock area on the fourth floor, the functional heart of Nike Town.
But what the new Nike Town, which opens to much hype this morning at 10, did not include was an electronic anti-theft system.
Finally, what could possibly compare to Nike Town?
"We thought the town square would be a great idea for Nike Town."
Perhaps a trip to Nike Town is in order for a fashion fix?
"You know, I never been to Nike Town," she said.
They are relocating there to work as sales representatives in Nike Town, a new store-museum.
Many would line up outside Nike Town and other specific stores for days waiting for the release of the new Dunks.