People today will recognize this as the packaging for Wonder Bread.

The shelf life of Wonder Bread is even shorter," about two days.

Which brings me to another point: to toast fresh Wonder Bread is a crime against nature.

"Is that when he went to work for Wonder Bread?"

Sounds like an old Wonder Bread commercial, but that is the truth.

Beside him was a single piece of Wonder Bread.

You've seen slices of Wonder Bread thicker than this camera.

The thing poking out from between the two slices of Wonder Bread was pretty clearly a human tongue.

Who would remember Wonder Bread if not for the name and the package with the cheery-colored circles?

The contrast, as she explains it, "is like the difference between Wonder Bread and a baguette."