"The ones about cows are too, like, I don't know - boring."

Listening, Curtis is learning a great deal about cows, although he can't say to what purpose.

"Next you'll be talking about free milk and cows."

Read this before you believe the story about cows having accents.

And we're still teaching our children about milking cows?

How many people are likely to say, hey, I had this funny dream about cows last night?

Why are so many of his cartoons about cows?

In the 31-year history of that journal, this is the only article specifically about cows.

Well, it has taught me a lesson not to give my word of honor about cows.

You can't say "All those who dream about cows please step forward".