My wife's solution was a cheerful: "We like to think of her as a golden with a bad hair day."
Me, I just wanted her to have hair, good, bad, preferably indifferent.
"Most of the time you just can't see it under all that bad hair."
I personally think that the kids are crying because they have really bad hair.
U should be on the Fashion Police, for bad hair.
"Good hair and bad hair: What this seems to say about us."
Sometimes this is comically embarrassing, as stars turn up with bit parts or bad hair.
She has since then sworn to give bad hair to everyone and display it to the world.
There's no bad hair; in fact, every creation looks like a slightly different beauty queen.