For Matthew the worst version of all was his own.
The worst versions I've seen ended up with neither side in control, or getting anything they wanted.
His redeeming message was that there is no "good" or "bad" version of the mother tongue.
"So embarrassing, this has to be the worst version ever," he says when the song is over.
If people knew how good hot chocolate could be, they might not put up with all the bad versions around the city.
It's these other rip-offs that got done to death, and people were doing bad versions of them.
"And the same thing - but in a worse version - is happening today."
You have to question why they decided to review the worst version (the Xbox360 one).
The west is increasingly looking like a bad version of Japan.
You've reviewed what is, far and away, the worst version.