He held the bottle up and said, 'To man's best friend.'

"A bed, a bedside table and a bottle of whisky," he says.

And this isn't Kentucky Bourbon, whatever the bottle may say.

The bottle said one to four 100-milligram pills per day.

The bottle of juice they wanted said "100 percent."

I noticed the bottle on the table said 'bitter lemon' instead of 'tonic water'.

"Oh, a million bottles, more or less," the man said.

'But the empty bottle, madame,' I said to gain time.

"Frappucino and a bottle of water," he said as we stepped up to the counter.

"This bottle of poison in the pantry cupboard," he said.