Graham, take my cell phone and call the club.

"My brother called the club and told them about my wife," he said.

Then its always worth calling the away club direct and asking if they sell visitors tickets.

But even this charter member of what he calls the "too much fun club" is ready to acknowledge changing times.

Lessons may be scheduled by calling the club at (212) 302-5874.

"That's the first time I've ever see you call the wrong club."

She had belonged to "the Baths," as everyone calls the club, for more than 20 years.

Admission is $10; for set times tonight, call the club.

At five I called the club and they could not find her.

"Surely he must have called the club by this time!"