Actually, chocolate and cheese make an ideal marriage - think chocolate cheesecake.
It was one of those wonderful, matchless chocolates made only in Holland.
The show includes free hot chocolate, sparkly face painting and the chance to make a traditional winter decoration to take home with you.
Just the thought of all that chocolate at seven in the morning made me shiver.
And the warm chocolate mixed with the sweet maple syrup makes the most delicious breakfast I've ever eaten.
I discovered quite early that chocolate makes an excellent bribe.
A little chocolate might make you feel better.
But the service is quick, and the jelly and chocolate glazed make it worth the trip.
"It's all the chemical reasons that chocolate makes you feel good," she said.
They do not want substitute chocolate, but genuine chocolate made from cocoa butter.