"But three of the networks don't allow condom ads at all - not matter what."

Mr. Vander Zalm banned the film, calling it "the longest condom ad in history."

Presumably the condom ads aren't false--the product does work; they fail on grounds of taste.

More than 100 commercial television stations across the country have agreed to accept condom ads, according to surveys by the Planned Parenthood Federation of America.

The major television networks and the National Association of Broadcasters have not taken a position on the effect of condom ads on children.

In addition, condom ads are appearing in more than a dozen national magazines with large family circulations.

Describing television as "such an important force" in society, he also proposed condom ads on the networks.

"As the woman says in the condom ad, 'I'd do a lot for love, but I wouldn't die for it.' "

Until recently, condom ads were barred from the nation's airwaves, popular magazines and newspapers.

Sounds like a condom ad, doesn't it?