I didn't know if he was trying to calm me down or trying to get away from the crazy lady.

He gives me a look like this is some crazy lady.

And they know I can be a crazy lady about stuff like that.

"I'm known as the crazy lady from Alaska," she added.

For a younger child, this is the story of a little girl who runs away from a big, crazy lady.

A crazy old lady, the kind who might be capable of anything.

Are you afraid that crazy old lady's going to show up again?

One crazy old lady isn't the end of the world.

"One crazy old lady can't be that hard to deal with."

But this wasn't the movies, and she couldn't predict what the crazy lady with the gun would do.