In River Cat Grill's early days, some diners complained that portions were minuscule.

Some diners complain about what they call the unwritten rules.

Its food is terrific, so diners don't complain all that much.

Some diners have complained, he added, saying that the restaurant is trying to force them into leaving at least 15 percent.

The diner who ordered it, primarily for the goat cheese, was still complaining days later.

A pistachio velouté soup was so rich that a diner complained it was killing his appetite.

First, he says, the cheese plate was listed with desserts, but diners complained, saying that they wanted it with the salads.

Just as James Bond complains about the toast that comes with caviar, diners might complain about the chips of fish and chips.

"The spinach is dripping," one diner complained.

If a diner complains about a dish or the wine, immediately remove it and replace it, no questions asked.