But my body was running toward empty on blood sugar, and I felt like a mashed dog turd.

"Ian says the Indian women use dog turds for that."

Playing to a full house of dog turds at the Limbic club.

A dog turd with a foot-track in the middle of it.

The cops found him three months later, dead as an old white dog turd.

Someone caught her with a dog turd on the arm.

Tell me which one, I want to mail him a dog turd.

Nobody treats me like some dog turd you stepped in.

He hated homeless people; thought of them as dog turds with legs.

The kids are out there playing ice hockey with dog turds.