How does a duck go to sleep - tell me how?

I was wondering where the ducks went when the lagoon got all icy and frozen over.

When he comes out, the duck goes in and asks the woman for the duct tape.

A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?"

The next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The next day, the duck goes in the bar and asks, "Got any nails?"

I hate to tell you, but if she keeps this up, the ducks are going to get your house.

"Maybe this is where ducks go when they migrate," he posited.

"The ducks generally go to the middle of the lake, which is the least likely to freeze," he said.

The ducks go into the pond, while the chicken sinks.