He said, "An egg can't get any bigger once you lay it.
The old egg got a bit of shrapnel in his foot or something, didn't he?
They are unnecessary and make it too rich - not to mention that raw eggs have been getting bad press these days.
Sometimes, the insects or their eggs get into areas such as carpets.
Even now, she couldn't tell you how the egg had gotten that hairline fracture.
But the eggs got crushed and tasted like rotten fish.
"Uh, how long will it take before your egg gets here, Purple?"
"How would these eggs get into the leach field?"
Miss a beat and the egg gets imbedded on your face.
Or you might just respond, as I did, by pointing out that the egg didn't get cancer, so why worry?