Almost too distracting to notice your fake injury.

He even intimated he would have his players fake injuries so that the Bengals' offense could be slowed down.

"You think I'm trying to vamp you with a fake injury!"

For the most part, the objective of the fraud artists is to collect on fake personal injuries.

On the third play of Florida's next possession, Wuerffel limped off the field with what he later said was a fake injury designed to lull Alabama.

The state attorney general, Eliot Spitzer, said yesterday that the defendants had planned accidents or created false accident reports, then sought treatment for fake injuries.

Could it be because the team has more drama queens than "Desperate Housewives" - players who dive and fake injuries when someone sweats a little too close to them?

Some wondered whether Johnson pulled up with a fake injury to his left thigh to temper an embarrassing defeat.

He has been arrested a number of times for making fraudulent insurance claims for fake injuries he said he got in minor car accidents.