Some pot, some strippers, some girl-on-girl action.

And it subverts the very notion of girl-on-girl action.

I Map This cool space has a long bar and a spacious dance floor that sees lots of girl-on-girl action on Saturdays.

Somehow, in the recent mass marketing of girl-on-girl action, someone neglected to depict actual lesbians in actual love.

There's even a loony Scottish stalker and a swaggering pizza man with a predictable fondness for girl-on-girl action.

And I think we can all agree that Henry VIII could only be improved by the addition of girl-on-girl action.

Kitty Empire, writing in The Observer, found it to be "very strong, but only in parts", and said that its strength "lies in its core limb-shaking sass, even as it confuses girl-on-girl action with sisterhood."

Somehow, this involves girl-on-girl action in strawberry jelly, and a guy dancing with raw spaghetti behind his ears and clingfilm over his face.

Now, if she's filming girl-on-girl action in the oval office, then as a nation we have the right to view the film and buy a copy for ourselves.