The son who was given a tiny bat and ball on his first birthday will never be good enough to play for the Yankees.

They're not going to give an at bat away.

He shook his head and said, "Give somebody a bat - that's a given."

He does not even give them a big bat in the middle of the lineup.

"But Martin Henderson's dad has given him a new bat to start the season."

I'm a little bit worried about giving my wife a bat, though.

Give him a bat and a season and he will have a reason to rejoice.

When I gave her a bat, she asked me why it was so heavy.

She gave her eyes a bat or two.

"I'm a little bit worried about giving my wife a bat," the president joked.