Michael Jackson has the greatest fans in the world.

That from a woman who calls herself "the greatest fan of the card," now that she has one.

"Through these gates walk the greatest fans in college hockey."

Mum and Dad are my greatest fans, but they have never been to a meeting!

Technology is a wonderful thing and I'm one of its greatest fans.

Those with criminal records are perhaps not the greatest fans of the Police?

"She's one of your greatest fans and I know she'd love to meet you."

"You're the greatest fans in the whole wide world."

"He said not to worry, you're playing in front of the greatest fans."

I think it's safe to say that even its greatest fan would agree it was an acquired taste.