To breed toughness into the turf, the researchers expose it to the worst conditions imaginable.
We spent Christmas Eve deep in the mountains under the most uncomfortable conditions imaginable.
The drama can be narrowly understood as an enormous sacrifice of human life to liberate people held in the most demeaning condition imaginable.
"Even in the most prosperous conditions imaginable, you're going to find some displaced workers," he said.
By drinking water one would, according to this interpretation, receive treatment for every imaginable condition.
The organization demands the closure of prison camps, where 200,000 political prisoners and their families exist in "the most inhuman conditions imaginable".
Here teams of men work at their own risk in the most basic and dangerous conditions imaginable, to scratch whatever they can from the rockface.
"This country faces some of the worst economic and political conditions imaginable," the parody memo reads.
There are some 40 thousand prisoners living in two hundred huts, in the most terrible conditions imaginable.
None of these samples were in the best imaginable condition.