The little turd calls me every couple of weeks from the slammer.

I've been paying the little turds good money for years, and just when I really need them they fold on me.

"Now if I could just teach you not to leave little turds on the new carpets."

So be a good little turd and stick your hands in the air.

I'll show you little turds who's the true superior species around here!

There lay something that looked like a little brown turd.

People that live near this jerk really know he is just a little turd.

We'll be in the Blue before that little turd gets ten thousand miles out.

The minute I'm gone, the little turds will break in.

These little turds are trying to suck on my credit cube.