The Telegraph, in partnership with Land Rover, is offering five lucky winners (and one friend each) the chance to spend a day with the England rugby legend enjoying a full off-road driving experience, courtesy of the Land Rover Experience centre.
- as in the breathless claim of an S.U.V. driver, "I had a four-wheel, off-road experience."
So, for this racing fan, an invitation to be part of the support crew for Donahoe Racing, a team with decades of off-road experience - and, possibly, a chance to ride along in the race truck - was too good to pass up.
Land Rover's off-road experiences are high-adrenaline driving sessions which take place on Wessington Farm in Devon.
The course takes place on October 10 and 11 and covers level one, which BMW describes as two days of "overcoming fears and instilling confidence into novice or nervous road riders who have no off-road experience.
It was fun there," in a voice that sounds like a Land Cruiser having an off-road experience.
To do these extremely rough journeys you'll need a well-equipped four-wheel-drive vehicle, plenty of off-road driving experience and mechanical knowledge and the ability to speak very good Russian.
Win a day's off-road driving experience in the company of rugby union great Will Greenwood.
These roads are much rougher than Racetrack Road, and Lippincott Road in particular should only be attempted by drivers with off-road experience, in high-clearance, short-wheelbase, 4WD vehicles.
The bad news for Ieuan was that Will, denying any prior off-road experience, managed to glide through hill and swamp in trademark fashion, and collect 57 points - one for every England and Lions cap, as it happens.