What if your mother trips on a pig like mine did and you're born a month early?
It looks like a brand on a pig about to be priced.
You can put lipstick on a pig but it is still Adele.
This latest move is more akin to putting lipstick on a pig!
"It was like putting lipstick on a pig," he said.
He would never have wasted a dramatic moment on a pig in a poke.
It is also used in veterinary medicine on pigs and alike.
They appear to have no effect at all on pigs, rats or guinea-pigs.
With no profits at the major companies, "that's like putting perfume on a pig," he said.
However, the first recorded uses of "putting lipstick on a pig" are later.