Says his pal, who is somewhat more philosophical, "Why would they do it?"

My pal says he'll lay a grand on the line if you show him a good proposition.

As his pal says, "Sleeping with a dead woman, there's no future in that."

One pal of mine said his dream assignment would be to live for a month in a firehouse then write what he saw.

"And your pal said to give him the heat?"

"He defined victory as having Clinton cry uncle," said a pal.

"Not today, pal," I said, and let him out the back door into the yard.

"The list is very controlled," says a pal of Kim's.

My pal says he always stayed one step ahead of the law.

He has been staying in the guest room for the last year, pals say.