Last year, the sitcom darkened into prime-time drama as two players were ruled ineligible, two victories were forfeited and King's principal, Stephanie D'Amore, suspended Jacobson.

King's principal, Stephanie D'Amore, suspended Jacobson, who is a guidance counselor at the school, and subsequently refused to reappoint him.

In the now-celebrated case of De'Andre Dearinge, the principal of Public School 104 in Queens suspended the second grader for what she described as sexual harassment.

"Zero-tolerance rules" in schools compel principals to suspend young children for pointing their fingers like a gun.

In that case, the 7-year-old boy's acting principal suspended him for sexual harassment after he kissed a second-grade girl and tore a button off her skirt.

His principal should have suspended him.

In regard to lesser offenses, current state law allows principals to suspend students for up to five days.

His body memory recalled the time the principal had suspended him from high school for spreading liquid banana peel on the hall floors and then ringing the fire drill alarm.

(The principal suspended them, which prompted the news media attention - as well as further protests by their peers.)