--Chancellor Gerhard Schröder ; he does not say if "hell" sounds too hot Disclaimer: All submissions will become the property of Slate and will be published at Slate 's discretion.

F. Some wise guy describing Dan Rather (OK, it was me) G. Same wise guy on Bob Simon Disclaimer: All submissions will become the property of Slate and will be published at Slate 's discretion.

Details of the winner will also be published on the Guardian gardening blog on February 22 2012 or (at GNM's sole discretion) at a later date.

Gazette reserves the right to publish at our discretion a photograph of the prize winner.

He also bequeathed to Robert, Mary, and Agnes Berry, to be divided among them, share and share alike, his printed works, and a box containing manuscripts, to be published at their discretion and for their emolument.

Details of the winner and their Photo will also be published on guardian.co.uk/thewhollyfamily on January 20 or (at GNM's sole discretion) at a later date.

All submissions will become the property of Slate and will be published at Slate 's discretion.

Details of the winner and runners up and their winning entries will also be published on guardian.co.uk/gardening-blog on January 5 or (at GNM's sole discretion) at a later date.

-- former Vice President Dan Quayle Disclaimer: All submissions will become the property of Slate and will be published at Slate 's discretion.

Details of the winner and their winning entries will also be published on http://www.guardian.co.uk/books on 6 October 2011 or (at GNM's sole discretion) at a later date.