In Argentina, where an average of 70,000 people have seen "Titanic" each week since it opened in February, the film has become the stuff of television parody.

Have you seen Titanic?

Hollywood has always been better at drowning people (see "Titanic") than at incinerating them.

This year, who hasn't seen 'Titanic'?

They went to see "Titanic."

I saw Titanic in kindergarten and decided I wanted to be just like him.

They spend about $122 billion a year, and not all of it on going to see "Titanic" again.

The French movie world understood better why droves of French went to see "Titanic."

MacQuitty had actually seen Titanic being launched on 31 May 1911 and still remembered the occasion vividly.

I hope he's seen Titanic!