Who said the Red Sox couldn't win because their uniform shirts say Boston?

"Phil Fulmer knows football," the shirts say on the front.

"The sound is awesome," said a man wearing a tight black shirt, walking up the stairs toward Soul.

"It's a good family," said a man in a pizza delivery shirt, who slowed his car to look at the house.

Did that shirt really say what I thought that it said?

"We believe in what we can do," one shirt said.

The most appropriate shirt to wear yesterday would have said "What should Barry do?"

- Ovechkin's shirt says "It's good to be the king."

"Hey, we're going to be starting the bonfire in a couple of minutes," orange shirt said, putting his arms around the blonde.

"Hang on again," the shirt said, and helped by whipping its tail around his posterior from both sides.