If you were an employer, would you pay people 20 quid an hour to shovel shit?

Pay young people 20 quid an hour to shovel shit and lads will fight each other for those jobs.

"Right, and what do I do for a living then, shovel shit?"

God, I didn't want to do this, shovel emotional shit while the big bad vampires munched on us.

We all shovel shit, tons of it; that's how you find the diamonds, right?

'You'll have to shovel shit twice as quick then if you're going to be there on time.'

But at least we can shovel shit on to the new probationees.

Bibleman said, "We've been dragooned off the streets to shovel shit."

'I'd rather shovel shit,' I said, then held a hand towards Brida.

And I think I have to shovel shit around here!