Large screens seem to do just the opposite, turning soap commercials into epics.
But in Britain, where the soap opera-like commercials originated more than five years ago, they have become something of a national obsession.
A soap commercial came on.
Time Out called it "pointless 'satire'" with the "emotional depth of a 30-second soap commercial."
Suddenly, though, the elephant seems to slip into a soap commercial.
He also understood that, once television was in every living room in America, something would have to keep viewers occupied between soap commercials.
Ideal for advert-isement voice-overs: soap commercials, maybe.
On a recent morning an agency creative director called the couple's ocean-view recording studio, describing what was wanted for a soap commercial.
It was the kind of dirt that just doesn't come out of polyester contrary to and and all the soap commercials.
She then goes to Japan to do a soap commercial.