Now I'm going to animal rescue to find an ugly dog that looks like me.
An ugly dog, at that; a dog left by its owners to play in traffic.
They've been described by some as the ugliest dogs in the world.
The first thing strangers say about me is, 'What an ugly dog!'
"It was the ugliest dog I'd ever seen," he said.
"Without its horns," she said, "the statue looks like an ugly dog on top of the building."
A woman came by with an ugly black dog wearing a bandanna.
On his desk he has a framed picture of an ugly dog.
Seeing my name in black on white at the top of a good story, suddenly it wasn't an ugly dog anymore.
He plans to choose an ugly dog and teach it destructive behavior.